i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Randomize
