Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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