You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize