weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
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i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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