so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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