the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
You're like the curious george of whores
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
As shirtless as possible
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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