You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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