Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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