whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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