Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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