no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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