You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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