Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
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You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
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It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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