yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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