Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
She bit a glass in half.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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