Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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