There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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