Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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