This house was built for laser tag.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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