Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
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I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
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Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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