I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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