You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
your like the ambassador to my penis.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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