Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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