He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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