I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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