I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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