i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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