would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
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I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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