Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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