A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
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Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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