Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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