i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
being pregnant is like rehab
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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