Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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