If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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