Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
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My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
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tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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