Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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