perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
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Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
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Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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