Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
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