Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
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Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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