Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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