You're so nebulous sometimes
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
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I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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