The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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