but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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