My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
babies were throwing up all over the place
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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