This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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