Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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