tell your sister to shave her snatch
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
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I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
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Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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