Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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