he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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