And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
this boner is exhausting
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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