I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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