So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
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