so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
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Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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