I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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