My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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