This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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