Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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