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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
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